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You'll have to wait until next summer to see Snape kill me.

You'll have to wait until next summer to see Snape kill me.

By now, you’ve heard that Warner Bros. pulled back everyone’s favorite four-eyed wizard movie for a summer release next year.  In it’s place is the film adaptation of some book about a vampire kid who drinks animal blood instead of human blood and falls in love with some chick.  Twilight is set to open on November 21st as a slap in the face, or bite to the neck, to all those broom-riding wizard fanboys (and girls).  Initially I was happy to hear that they’d snatched the Harry Potter film because, well, I think Harry Potter is retarded, but my reaction of joy was short lived once I learned it would be replaced by an even more lame, teeny-bopper romance vampire movie.

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