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You'll have to wait until next summer to see Snape kill me.
By now, you’ve heard that Warner Bros. pulled back everyone’s favorite four-eyed wizard movie for a summer release next year. In it’s place is the film adaptation of some book about a vampire kid who drinks animal blood instead of human blood and falls in love with some chick. Twilight is set to open on November 21st as a slap in the face, or bite to the neck, to all those broom-riding wizard fanboys (and girls). Initially I was happy to hear that they’d snatched the Harry Potter film because, well, I think Harry Potter is retarded, but my reaction of joy was short lived once I learned it would be replaced by an even more lame, teeny-bopper romance vampire movie.
